Here's something for all those upper-middle class middle-age Caucasoid male pseudo-royalty wannabe "wish I were in the land of cotton" mid-life crisis big-car buying trophy-wife having golf-playing environment-trashing corporate hypocrite limp-dick assholes to deal with, in imagery that their pea-brains might understand, as they march their sorry asses to the poles this upcoming election. Hey . . . a guy's gotta vent once in a while!